*Whenever a Simple Plan song comes on-- wherever you are-- you find yourself yelling "TURN IT UP!" to no one in particular

*You know what I mean when I say “My virgin ears!" and "I’m gonna kick your FUCKING ASS!!"

*You mark important Simple Plan dates on your calendar (ex. the guys' birthdays, TV appearances)

*You travel for over 2 hours just to see them play

*You force all of your hater friends into listening to them

*If you see someone in the mall with a Simple Plan shirt, you go up to them and introduce yourself

*You go into music stores every time you're near one to see if they have the Simple Plan poster yet.

*You write "Simple Plan Rocks!" or "I love SP!" on everything

*You know every song that they ever wrote or covered

*You have over 100 Simple Plan pictures saved on your computer

*You start cursing and crying after you miss a performance on TV. (ex. on The Apprentice...*growls*...)

*You have dreams about them

*You dedicate your life to finding out everything there is to know about them

*At least one of their songs has made you cry at one point

*You've written at least three journal entry about them

*You talk about them like you know them

*You know all about the guys' siblings

*You have a tape of all their TV appearances.

*You have e-mailed one of the guys at least twice.

*You named a pet/stuffed animal/instrument after one/all of the guys.

*You listen to "No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls" or “Still Not Getting Any” every day

*You have a sudden undeniable attraction to punk guys or guys with Mohawks.

*You vote for one of their songs on every countdown you find.

*You are a member of the Simple Plan Invasion Crew.

*You no longer say OMG! but you now use OMP! (Oh, my Pierre), OMD! (Oh, my David), etc...

*You go to their official website everyday.

*You consider Pat as an unofficial member of Simple Plan.

*You refuse to date anyone unless their name is Chuck, David, Jeff, Pierre or Seb

*You find a way to bring up Simple Plan every time you open your mouth (that includes everything from talking to a total stranger to arguing with your mom..."Mom, why can't I get a nose ring? David has one!"...)

*You get very angry when people make fun of SP

*You’re known around as (one of) the Simple Plan Freak(s)

*You have at least one wall of SP pics/posters

* You attacked your sister/mother when she turned the channel while you were watching SP

*You created a Simple Plan website

*Your friends are afraid every time you open your mouth because they know you'll talk about SP

*You buy every magazine with them in it, even if it costs $5.00 just for a tiny picture of Pierre

*You get a picture of Simple Plan on your birthday cake, even though it costs extra money

*You call your tan-ish coloured pants "Pierre-coloured" because he wears pants like that quite often

*Your school speech (that has nothing to do with Simple Plan) has some mention of them in it because you're that obsessed

*You become interested when you noticed that in the credits of some random movie, someone is named Pierre

*You watch an episode of a TV show that mentions the band every single time it repeats just to see it, even though you've already taped it

*You get mad when you have to explain to people how awesome SP are, and why it's so cool that you saw them live...and then get even more mad when they call you crazy for being so obsessed with the band that you actually know everything about them

*You found money on the ground when you bought merch at the Live appearance concert of Simple Plan and keep it right beside your bed

*Your mom tries to cheer you up in the morning by quoting SP

*You stay on the computer looking up SP sites until the wee hours of the morning

*You refer to "A Big Package For You" as "My DVD" because everyone knows what you mean when you say it